A few special guests this time around...enjoy! (Warning: a minor and censored expletive below)
Holly: (to her computer) Why do you suck so much?
Holly: (to her computer) Why do you suck so much?
Kelly: Sis, did you just pour your water into the cat's bowl?
Holly: So? He likes it.
Kelly: Of course he does. He's a cat (I continue to ramble for a bit)
Holly: Kelly, your pizza isn't spinning.
Holly: What do you think cats pray for?
Kelly: Wiley probably prays for more food.
Kelly: Oh, you mean the 456? Don't they just throw up when they don't get their way?
Holly: How was your pumpkin spice latte? Hope it sucked.
Kelly: (while having girl's night). Can someone capable of adulting open the wine please?
Kelly: (while having girl's night). Can someone capable of adulting open the wine please?
Holly: by the way I'm texting boy right now.
Kelly: (impersonating general Strax) BOY!!!!!
(Holly proceeds to bust out laughing)
(Kelly was explaining cat scratch fever)
Holly: Isn't there something like that that you can get from dogs?
Kelly: Rabies
Holly: I'm about to turn my computer on. Say a prayer for me.
Kelly: (talking to the parents). Yeah...we had to fire the maid.
Dad: B****....(we lost it)
Kelly: I'm not irate. I promise (I wasn't.)
Dad: (in faux angry voice) WHAT DO YOU MEAN????!!!!!
Bonus from church choir:
Holly: Alan (our church choir director), you were a music major. Didn't you have to learn how to play the piano?
Alan: Get out! (Followed by a series of laughter and defenses from other music majors and 'there's no way you could learn every instrument in 4 years.' And all were kidding.)
Alan: I was a music major. Don't you know how to play the BASSOON??? (more laughter)
Kelly: Look at this pile of nothing I have to do today.
Kelly: (enters the room with a pudding cup) It's the rise of the Pudding Brains!
(Holly dies laughing)
(Kelly was explaining cat scratch fever)
Holly: Isn't there something like that that you can get from dogs?
Kelly: Rabies
Holly: I'm about to turn my computer on. Say a prayer for me.
Kelly: (talking to the parents). Yeah...we had to fire the maid.
Dad: B****....(we lost it)
Kelly: I'm not irate. I promise (I wasn't.)
Dad: (in faux angry voice) WHAT DO YOU MEAN????!!!!!
Bonus from church choir:
Holly: Alan (our church choir director), you were a music major. Didn't you have to learn how to play the piano?
Alan: Get out! (Followed by a series of laughter and defenses from other music majors and 'there's no way you could learn every instrument in 4 years.' And all were kidding.)
Alan: I was a music major. Don't you know how to play the BASSOON??? (more laughter)
Kelly: Look at this pile of nothing I have to do today.
Kelly: (enters the room with a pudding cup) It's the rise of the Pudding Brains!
(Holly dies laughing)
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